A People's History of Dunkin Donuts Lying.

Dunkin Donuts is always announcing that it will open stores in the Twin Cities. Here's the ongoing list of all their lies. A lot of people want to know why I care about Dunkin' Donuts. Because they're not THAT expensive and they are open 24 hours and they have locations all over the place. I care about access to affordable donuts! Moving on...

In August of 2008, Dunkin Donuts opened the Twin Cities for franchise sales.

Since then, Dunkin' Donuts stay breaking hearts.

January 2009: "Turner says he and his business partners expect to open 23 shops next year in Minnetonka, Edina, Bloomington and other suburbs south and west of Minneapolis."

January 2014: 10 stores in Duluth and the Twin Cities. 

April 2015: First of 10 Minneapolis-Area Dunkin' Donuts Stores Could Open This Year.

October 2015: Dunkin' Donuts Rolls Out Plans for Twin Cities Stores.

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